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Before You Go....

Here’s a couple of jokes wot I write for you: 


I fell out with my yoga teacher the
other day. It’s put me in a difficult

Saw a sign at in a Christian Bookshop
‘Thieves will be blessed and forgiven’

During Corona Virus I got a job in

Timpsons as I thought it was

important to be a key worker.

1 – Plastic one for the beach

2 – Rusty old metal one

3 – Orange one from B and Q

…That’s my bucket list